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Artist // Hobbyist // Digital Art
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Ninja Llama: Llamas are awesome! (608)
Whiskers: Submitted to the April Fools' Day category
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My Bio
Hello there internet butts! :D
I'm Shannon, I'm 19 years old, I doodle mostly and draw stuff sometimes. I love attack on titan and Free! and supernatural and doctor who and all that junk. I'm really a nice person I think, so don't hesitate if you want to send me a message, I love talking to all of you. Have a wonderful day you dorks. uwu <3

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p.s. I thank for faves and such by giving llamas instead of posting on your profile. I am very grateful for all the faves I get, thank you so much.

Personal Quote: if you want something done right do it yourself

Please don't thank me for the llamas, it gets tedious to think of new things to say to all of you, if you want to thank me, give one back. Have a wonderful day! n_n




Skype by plztikphishphood :thumb203333839: .:I forget shit.: by Da-Dingo

Commissions - Open by SweetDuke Requests - Closed by SweetDuke Collaborations - Ask Me by SweetDuke Trades - Ask Me by SweetDuke

*just putting a little note in here for me mostly, I have put trades on hold and this is just the start of a list of people i need to remember for when i pick it up again:
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Favourite Movies
Disney and Tim Burton movies hands down!
Favourite Bands / Musical Artists
I tend to like most kinds of music but right now i'm really into imagine dragons and florence and the machine
Favourite Books
Chasing Yesterday, city of bones, hunger games, scott pilgrim etc. I could go on forever
Favourite Games
Kingdom Hearts & Kingdom Hearts II, sims, cards against humanity.
Favourite Gaming Platform
ps2 forever! -w-
Tools of the Trade
pencil, tablet, eraer, oh and paper
Other Interests
Baking, horseback riding, the country (forests and trees and such things) pets
I am opening commissions again to help fund my schooling!!! Hello everyone! I am a student in my first year of college studying art, I love art and I love my classes but getting supplies for my courses and pay for all my expenses is getting more expensive than I can handle. I have been searching for a job for months to no avail and my family can&#8217;t afford to help me financially. That said, I am at the very end of my savings and can&#8217;t afford to get all the things I need for my classes. I am the first in my family to go for post secondary education and this is very important to me so if you can spread this around I would be very grat
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God Is Rubbish?

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Just thought I would share my not so typical views (or at least I don't think they are typical) OOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooookay, not that any of you really care or want to hear about my religious beliefs I really feel the need to talk about it. Firstly I mainly tell people that i'm agnostic, but I guess that technically isn't the case. I say this because when I say that I believe in god, it's not exactly what the average person thinks. To me the idea that some entity is out there somewhere guiding us and helping us is absolute rubbish. My idea of "god" (which to me isn't really god) is, well, think of a forest, or any ecosystem, think of how it bala
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:iconexcitedapplebloomplz::iconsaysplz:Howdy there, friend!
:iconexcitedscootalooplz::iconsaysplz:We're here today to wish you a happy birthday!
:iconexcitedsweetiebplz::iconsaysplz:I'm so excited to do this! Rarity told me how fun it can be!
:iconscootalooplz::iconsaysplz:Dash said how important it is for us to greet our friends in the other world! It's an honour!
:iconapplebloomdaresyaplz::iconsaysplz:Focus, girls, remember how we practiced it...
:iconsweetiederailplz::iconsaysplz:inhale
:iconsweetiedetermined2::iconsaysplz:We wish you all the best on this occasion! May you have lots of happy times and good things come your way!
:iconsweetiebellehappy::iconsaysplz:And we wish you'll be able to do your best for yourself too! And, and...
:iconscootplz::iconsaysplz:And stay in good health and high spirits all the time! And believe in yourself and who you are!
:iconapplebloomplz::iconsaysplz:An' also we wish you great friendship and to have your nearest an' dearest with you to share in the good and deal with anything bad together!
:iconsweetiebelleyayplz::iconsaysplz:So on behalf of all Equestria we wish you...
:iconapplebloomawesome::iconsweetiebelleidea3::iconscootaderpplz::iconsaysplz:Happy Birthday!
We did it, girls.:iconsays2plz::iconproudcmc1plz::iconproudcmc2plz::iconproudcmc3plz:
:iconsweetiebelleidea4::iconsaysplz:Now let's all celebrate! Cue the music, Scoots!
:iconscootalooslamheadplz:
:iconhappyscootalooplz::iconsweetiebelleshakeplz::iconapplebloomspinplz:
:iconprincesscelestiaplz::iconsaysplz:A very good day to you, human. I come to you on your day of birth with greetings... and thanks.
:iconcelestia-plz::iconsaysplz:My good subject Pinkie Pie told me she had taken to congratulating some humans on their birthdays, but even she has her limits. So she asked us for a bit of assistance... and for such friends of ponykind, we feel it right to provide it.
:iconhappycelestiaplz::iconsaysplz:It is thanks to people like you that our land of Equestria, our very world, exists like it does. It is your friendship with us that gave us life. For that, we will forever be grateful and cherish you.
:iconcelestiapleasedplz::iconsaysplz:And so, allow me to wish you happiness, peace, prosperity and fulfillment! My hope goes with you that you suffer no hardship in the year ahead, but should a challenge befall you, I am certain your courage and skill will see you rise to conquer it!
:iconcelestiaorlyplz::iconsaysplz:Now... where is she...
:iconlunawaveplz::iconsaysplz:Here, sister!
:iconcelestiahappyplz::iconsaysplz:Fashionably late, I see! But just in time for the greetings to be given.
:iconlunashappyplz::iconsaysplz:Right! I'm ready. Three, two, one...
:iconcelestiawubplz::iconsaysplz:Happy Birthday!:iconsays2plz::iconlunahaplz:
:icondatcelestiaplz::iconsaysplz:And now... let us commence the royal party.
:iconcelestiadatassplz::iconlunadatassplz:
:iconsendhertothemoonplz::iconprincesslunadanceplz:
:iconpartypinkieplz::iconsaysplz:Haaaaaaappy happy birthday to our good friend today!
:iconpinkiestarryeyesplz::iconsaysplz:Here's a little birthday song with something I must say!
:iconpinkieishappyplz::iconsaysplz:On this day we celebrate having you with us!
:iconpinkiepartyplz::iconsaysplz:Throw a party here for you I'll make sure is a blast!
:iconpinkiehappyplz::iconsaysplz:I wish you only happiness, that your life's full of smiles!
:iconbrilliantpinkieplz::iconsaysplz:That you and your friends will prevail in any troubling times!
:iconpinkiebrilliantplz::iconsaysplz:Most of all, I wish for you that you'll have lots of fun!
:iconpinkiegalaplz::iconsaysplz:And share it with all close to you, spread happiness around!
:iconhotbloodedpinkieplz::iconsaysplz:OR ELSE!
:iconpinkiewinkplz:
:iconpinkiepiesmileplz::iconsaysplz:So let's get down to business now, there'll be no more delays!
:iconpinkiepiecakeplz::iconsaysplz:On to the birthday party, celebrate this joyous daaaaay!
:iconpinkiehappyplz::iconsaysplz:Yay! We're here, everypony!
:iconhappytsplz::iconsaysplz:Phew, that wasn't long. I told you we could easily make it on hoof!
:iconstyle1plz::iconsaysplz:Speak for yourself, Twi, you didn't have to carry this cake! It's heavy, you know!
:iconpinkiebrilliantplz::iconsaysplz:Thank you for helping out, Dashie! I couldn't have settled for anything less, after all!
:iconfluttershy-plz::iconsaysplz:Hi... We're here to... wish you a happy birthday.
:iconpinkiesmileplz::iconsaysplz:You said it! Happy birthday!
:iconbrilliantpinkieplz::iconsaysplz:And what better way to say "happy birthday" than with a cake? :iconcakepinkplz:
:iconapple-jackplz::iconsaysplz:Why, with a real Apple family apple pie, of course! :iconapplepieplz:
:iconderpyhappyplz::iconsaysplz:With a muffin! Yay! :iconmlpmuffinplz:
:iconraritysmileplz::iconsaysplz:But these, while pleasant to give, mean little by themselves...
:iconrarityiscuteplz::iconsaysplz:What makes them meaningful are our wishes for you!
:iconpinkiesmile2plz::iconsaysplz:Exactly! And we wish for you to have a perfect birthday and a great year ahead of you!
:iconrainbowdashhappyplz::iconsaysplz:Don't fear any challenges you might face! No matter how bad it may seem, have faith in yourself and keep on being awesome!
:icontwilighthappyplz::iconsaysplz:And while at it, keep a level head and don't lose sight of what's important! Keep the magic of friendship alive in yourself!
:iconapplejackhappyplz::iconsaysplz:Remember your loved ones and friends, an' don't let little things an' worries get you down!
:iconspikethinkingplz::iconsaysplz:We hope that you'll find all you seek and be the best you can be!
:iconrarityjoyplz::iconsaysplz:Don't forget to respect yourself! You're the best at being you, so stay true to what you really are!
:iconflutterpweezeplz::iconsaysplz:And we hope that you'll be at peace with yourself, too... and that the year ahead will be peaceful for you.
:iconpinkiewinkplz::iconsaysplz:And throughout all that, have fun! It isn't fun if you don't have any, after all, and fun it should be!
:iconpinkiepartyplz::iconsaysplz:Just like today! Party on!
:iconpinkiehappyplz::iconsaysplz:Weeee! Today's the day, everypony!
:icontwilightderpplz::iconsaysplz:Pinkie, do we have to teleport in like that every time?
:iconpinkiecuteplz::iconsaysplz:Of course, silly! Else it wouldn't be a proper birthday greeting!
:iconisaypinkieplz::iconsaysplz:Ahem...
:iconpinkiepiesmileplz::iconsaysplz:Happy birthday!
:iconapplejackplz::iconsaysplz:And it wouldn't be a proper birthday if Ah didn't bring y'all an apple pie, baked by yours truly!:iconapplepieplz:
:iconrarityiscuteplz::iconsaysplz:Let us all give you our best wishes on this occasion and wish you a wonderful year!
:iconflutter-shyplz::iconsaysplz:I hope that you will not run into any trouble this year and that everything will be as good as it can possibly be.
:icondashissuperhappyplz::iconsaysplz:Don't forget that you're awesome! And that we're all your friends! Keep on rockin'!
:icontwilightliciousplz::iconsaysplz:Always keep the magic of friendship within you. May it bring you as much joy as it brings us!
:iconadorablespikeplz::iconsaysplz:And don't ever feel like you're useless or unworthy! Only you have what it takes to live your life, so don't let anyone or anything else get you down!
:iconbrilliantpinkieplz::iconsaysplz:And of course, don't forget to have fun while at it! And speaking of fun...
:iconpinkiebrilliantplz::iconsaysplz:It's time to party!:iconpinkiepartyplz:
Thank you for the llama, what did I do to deserve it?
:iconpinkiebounce2plz::iconsaysplz:Over here, everypony! My Pinkie sense is telling me they're here!
:icontwilighthappyplz::iconsaysplz:Hi! Pinkie Pie invited us all to her friend's birthday party, and...
:iconpinkiepiesmileplz::iconsaysplz:And that friend is you! Happy birthday!:iconpinkiepartyplz:
:iconapplejackplz::iconsaysplz:Ah've brought an apple pie along for you, sugarcube!:iconapplepieplz:
:iconrarityplz::iconsaysplz:And I, speaking for all of us, wish you all the best in your life and all your endeavours!
:iconfluttershywinkplz::iconsaysplz:I hope that you'll have a wonderful time and that trouble will pass you by.
:iconcutedashsmileplz::iconsaysplz:And no matter what happens, remember that we'll always be your friends. Stay awesome!
:iconponyangelplz::iconsaysplz:May the magic of friendship and all it contains be ever with you.
:iconmlpspikeplz::iconsaysplz:And if you ever feel down, don't forget that that you're the hero of your life's story, and no-one else can be better at it than you!
:iconparty0plz::iconsaysplz:Now come on, you all, it's time to start the party for real!